BEEF STROGANOFF
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
The Tomato-coloured Couch 5:40pm
I saw My DVD today
& had a mild heart attack
–He was was with His Wife
I was with My Man
walking into Sobey’s
I turned around
& ran for the car
parked next to the sign
“In The Event of An Emergency
Gather Here”
My Husband had to drive Me home
a babbling basket case
possibly unable
to make
Beef Stroganoff
the ingredients of which
I bought in The Little Store
in Clark’s Harbour