Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Month: March, 2013

FOR THE JACKIES IN MY LIFE

The Hawk Kitchen 3:15pm

Today I Made Cookies

— it doesn’t matter what kind —

— it doesn’t matter I had to pound

the brown sugar into submission —

— it doesn’t matter They came out with arms & legs —

I Made Cookies

For The First Time

Since Making Hermit Cookies With My Mother

On McNutt Island

over 25 years ago

BEFORE SUPPER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:14pm

Oh Bug I Saw You Again

Against My Beautiful Sunset

Were You Following Me?

Did You Know I’d Been Writing

& Stopped Only To Look?

WITCHCRAFT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:10pm

The Banking World Today

is being taken over

by Big Women & The Small Men Who Love Them —

The Men of Stature

are being pushed out

by Bossy Females

& Their Nugget-headed Partners —

The Men of Stature

try to find pens

to write customers’ notes

on the backs of business cards

while the pretty-faced sized 12 & 14

Women In Charge

explain to Their Nodding Female Customers

There’s A New System

of labelling a check that skips the scanner

as an apparently arbitrary #906

MY HOUSE IS SOMEONE

The Hawk Kitchen 11:15am

My House Is Someone

I Have To Hold —

I Put My Arms Around Her

& Hug Her Tight —

She Is Someone

I Care About

I Care Deeply

For My Beautiful Home

& She Glows With Pleasure

CONSUMER REPORT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:15pm

I’m In The Murk

Of Identity Silver —

Our Cherished Cork Flooring

Blanketing The Upstairs —

My Tastes Are Being Tested

As Our New Downstairs Floor Covering

Is Stopped Mid-stream:

Identity Tea Cork Panels For The Family Room

Are Unexpectedly Bevel-edged —

Showing Every Seam

Personality Metallic Sky For The Living Room/Dining Room

Is Not The Pattern We Picked.

I Am Walled In With Boxes

Of Wicanders Cork Comfort

& A Meeting With Wilson’s Home Hardware 

Scheduled For Friday Morning

As They Too Went Uninformed

Not Only As To The Manufacturer’s Changes

In Edging & Patterning —

They Went Uninformed

As To The Core Thinning Of Specs:

A Sudden 10.5mm Of Total Panel Thickness

Downsized From Identity Silver’s Plush 12mm

RECIPE FOR GOD

The Yarmouth Psychiatric Unit, Yarmouth NS

about ten years ago

Take One Firm Believer

Who Thinks She’s It

Throw In A Dose Or Two Of Scepticism

Stir It All Up

Heap On A Prayer

Cook On High

Until Ready To Serve

THIS GOT ME OUT OF BED

The Hawk West Desk Window 12:05pm

I Have A New Bible

to Thump —

Open It Clean Down The Middle

& Pummel It With Your Thumbs:

It’s Titled The Joanna Hyde School of Thought —

Believe In Your Self First

then believe in God

GOD’S PALLET

The Hawk West Desk Window 5:10pm

If I were God, Which I Am,

I would decree the legalization

of Gay Marriage

the decriminalization of Street Drugs & Prostitution

the illegalization of Abortion

the equalization of God & Humanity

POEM FOR MARCH 27th

The Hawk Queen Bed 11:50am

On a Grey Day in March

I write The Poem for The 27th

The Day My Two Greatest Losses

befell Me by Fate:

The First was My True Companion —

My Mother made certain of that —

The Second was A Beginning —

The Beginning of A Child

I would never know

as I knew My Mother

THE ELUSIVE PRESENT

The Hawk Queen Bed 9:36pm

If only I could run away

from My Past

& trip headlong into My Future —

but Where would that put Me?

Where then is My Present?