Joanna Gilman Hyde

I Am All Woman

I Weigh 145

In All The Right Places

I wear a .push-up bra

on the recommendation

of My 17 year-old Daughter

My Hair Has Three Strands Of Grey —

Red, White, & Blue

The President Of The United States

is 3 months younger than Me

& I Have The Same Birthday

as Stephen Harper

I Keep My Family Fed

& My House In Order

My Political Views

are for Public Consumption

& Some Of Them

Are NOT Very Tasty